What if i could teleport?

                If I could teleport that would make my life so much simpler. Like I would never have to get up and walk or move things by myself I could just sit there and with my fingers. I could make myself go anywhere at any time and I could scare the heck out of people by just appearing right beside them when they least expect it. I would do that all of the time. Just pop up out of nowhere. But only I could do it. Nobody else would be as cool as me. I would be feared by everyone because if I didn’t like someone I could just pop up next to them and punch them in the face and then all of a sudden I could be in Russia. But I wouldn’t tell people that I could teleport because then they would know it was me and I would probably get arrested at some point. But this way I have an alibi. Like no I didn’t rob that store I was on vacation in Hawaii. The perfect alibi. I would never get caught. I would only tell a select few people about my awesome powers. One would be Tatum, I trust him not to tell anybody. If he did I would just teleport him off to Pakistan. Another would probably be Megan. Cause then I could just stop by her college to say hey every once in a while. And I might end up telling Emily because she’s my friend and I don’t want to lie to her. I wouldn’t tell my parents because then they would always be wanting me to do stuff for them. Especially my mom. One last person that I would tell would be my brother. He’s my favorite family member and I trust him a lot. He would be so jealous though. How awesome would it be if I could teleport? Such a score.