What if dogs talked?

If dogs talked then most people would be in so much trouble with their parents. I know I would be. My dog’s name is Wiggles and I know her so well that I know that if she could talk that she would be so sassy and have such an attitude towards everything. But it would also be so much harder to do something you’re not supposed to in front of her because she would most likely blab her big mouth to my parents. But if she did that then I would get her in trouble by telling my dad that she’s been on the couch that day and on my bed and she dug up the yard. He would be ticked. But then we would be even. I love Wiggles to death but if she told on me I wouldn’t ever trust her again and I wouldn’t take her for rides anymore. I would pretend like I’m going to drop her off on the side of the road so that she would stop being a little brat. I would win that battle. And on days that she was really nice to me and maybe complimented my outfit or something, I would buy her so hamburgers from McDonald’s because she loves those. That would be her reward.