Pigeon: Impossible

I saw a man eating a bagel on the bench. I was hungry so I flew over next to him. I eyed that bagel like I was starving to death. He tossed me a piece but it went over my head and I attacked him for that. Then he threw it again and I went for it and got caught in a box with a ton of buttons. I started pecking at those buttons just to find out that it could shoot things and fly. I took complete advantage of that and flew around shooting things and people. With smoke from fire filling the air, I noticed the man holding the bagel. I stopped what I was doing and looked at him in hope. As he walked towards me faster, I jumped back in the box, threatening to shoot him. Then he suddenly hit me out of the way and the bagel flew onto the big red button. Suddenly, a rocket emerged and took off. The man took after the rocket, still holding the bagel in the box. I knew he had it, and I wanted it. So I flew after him and sat on the box as he was trying to shoot down the rocket. Then suddenly out comes the bagel and I flew down chasing it. I caught it and started to eat it on the side walk. The man came back down to the ground, looked at me, put on his shades, and walked away. I continued to eat the bagel when I heard something falling from the sky. I looked up with no time to move from the giant rocket that was falling right for me. And then everything went black.